Thursday, August 16, 2007

Its Potty Time

I was tempted to have half of my leftover cheeseburger for breakfast, but instead I decided on half of the sugar cookie I bought Ryley. Pathetic! So much for my healthy eating habits for the day.

Here is what I have been dealing with lately, and maybe this can explain my stressed out eating habits:








.....A little girl who is potty training, but won't keep a diaper or panties on. So she pretty much walks around naked all day unless we have to go somewhere. Potty training is the worst! She does really well one minute and then the next she is peeing all over the kitchen floor (or pooping on the stairs). The other day she pooped once in the toilet, once on the stairs, once outside, and once in her diaper! I couldn't believe it. I have a pooping machine on my hands. Maybe I should stop giving her the Fiber Choice chewable strawberry tablets that we call vitamins, but she probably really thinks they are candy. Okay, so back to the pooping outside....I am SO embarassed. I hope the neighbors didn't see. At least it was in the back yard. She was probably trying to copy our dog, just like she eats out of his dog bowl and drinks his water just. like. a. dog!



BIG BROTHER IS ON TONIGHT!! GO DICK!

8 comments:

Patti said...

omg! ED must go! i wish it was his whiney daughter, but gaaaa, he must go. i am so rooting for jessica just because she's so under the radar and has shown some personality last show.

i know this is not what you hope to happen, but good grief i love that show!

Patti said...

oh, and hahahahaha on the pooping machine. ze butt is adorable, unless it's pooping and then, well, i gotta gooooooo.....

XYZinn said...

Patti, so you are a not an ED fan?? (For those of you who are not familiar with BB8 jargon, ED stands for Evil Dick). I have to admit, CBS does a good job of editing don't cha think? I think they kind of made people like ED, even though, I'm sure if I was in the house I would hate him because he would yell at me how I still haven't lost the baby weight. (Did you hear him say that to Amber?) Totally rude!

familyofthewaves said...

Cory O. told me to check out your blog because I am potty training my son right now. Too much fun! Oh, and I am totally into Big Brother- just finished watching it. Evil made it!

Swishy said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ... the glamorous life. CUTE PICTURE!

XYZinn said...

YEAH FOR EVIL DICK! I am so glad he made it. I can't believe they actually pulled it off!

Family of the waves....potty training stinks huh? I am so sick of dealing with poop and pee. And how the heck do you get them to not go to the bathroom during their naps or at night?

Eileen said...

Cute, cute picture!! That is so funny, how well I remember the potty training days. My daughters had a thing about not wearing clothes either, as soon as we got home, off would come the clothes. I was constantly plopping them on the toilet to prevent or following them around to clean up. She'll get it soon! Hang in there.

Anonymous said...

WOULD PUT A FEW INCHES UP HER TIGHT BUTT HOLE.